dankpelt said what

Reading this means you're at least smart enough to go down to Kentucky, show them fire, and be their god.

2.03.2004



sketchball76 (4:40:38 PM): So Heather saw a mouse in her apartment the other day
Shxxxi (4:40:44 PM): EW!
sketchball76 (4:41:01 PM): We went there, set traps and all... she stayed at my place
sketchball76 (4:41:13 PM): We went there the next day and had caught a mouse
Shxxxi (4:41:21 PM): EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
Shxxxi (4:41:26 PM): was it big?
sketchball76 (4:41:34 PM): Which we thought looked fairly bigger than your average mouse
Shxxxi (4:41:39 PM): hahahhaa
Shxxxi (4:41:46 PM): baby rat?
sketchball76 (4:41:54 PM): I just pitched it, we still had 4 more traps
sketchball76 (4:42:02 PM): We left, went back to my place
sketchball76 (4:42:20 PM): She dropped me off at work today, and like 30 min later my phone rings
sketchball76 (4:42:26 PM): She got another one
sketchball76 (4:42:44 PM): This time, she called maintenance to come over and dispose of it
sketchball76 (4:43:05 PM): The maintenance guy was like, "Uh... that's a gerbil."
sketchball76 (4:43:29 PM): I did some looking on the web, and it sounds like that guy is right
sketchball76 (4:43:49 PM): Heather doesn't have mice. She has wild gerbils.
sketchball76 (4:44:15 PM): Not sure what to make of that
Shxxxi (4:45:11 PM): HAHHHAHA
Shxxxi (4:45:14 PM): wild gerbils!?
Shxxxi (4:45:18 PM): where does she live?
sketchball76 (4:45:35 PM): On xxxx by xxxxx
Shxxxi (4:48:31 PM): so what did maintenance say?
sketchball76 (4:49:09 PM): Just that they were probably pets that had gotten loose in the building
Shxxxi (4:49:26 PM): oh, well that sucks...pet-killers!
sketchball76 (4:49:35 PM): She also had maintenance there yesterday to seal all the gaps in her walls
sketchball76 (4:49:50 PM): Like where the plumbing comes in for the sinks
sketchball76 (4:50:31 PM): and she calls me and she's like, "Yeah, the maintenance guy was just here. He filled all my holes. I feel better now."
sketchball76 (4:51:06 PM): And I was like, "PLEASE word that differently."
Shxxxi (4:51:28 PM): OMG, that is good
sketchball76 (4:53:05 PM): So, as far as the gerbils go... I dunno
sketchball76 (4:53:27 PM): I keep expecting her to call me and tell me she trapped a squirrel or some shit
Shxxxi (4:53:55 PM): perhaps someone's cat
sketchball76 (4:54:01 PM): Indeed
sketchball76 (4:54:32 PM): I think we would get rid of all of the rodents if we released some kind of large snake in there
sketchball76 (4:54:53 PM): And then like a fuckin mongoose or something to kill the snake
sketchball76 (4:55:08 PM): And then a badger to kill the mongoose
sketchball76 (4:55:32 PM): And like a bear? I dunno. All I know is it ends with me hunting a hobo.
Shxxxi (4:56:16 PM): well whatever floats your boat
Shxxxi (4:56:26 PM): i think it would be funt o watch you hunt a hobo
Shxxxi (4:56:34 PM): how does one actually "hunt" a hobo?
sketchball76 (4:56:56 PM): With Mad Dog 20/20 and a piece of cheddar cheese
Shxxxi (4:58:12 PM): interesting
sketchball76 (4:58:46 PM): Nah, not really
sketchball76 (4:59:06 PM): But it made me laugh
sketchball76 (4:59:21 PM): And that's all I really need out of life
sketchball76 (5:03:09 PM): DjKidquick (5:02:12 PM): There was a hobo in Barnes and Noble last night
DjKidquick (5:02:18 PM): He stunk BAD
sketchball76 (5:02:25 PM): At least he was reading
DjKidquick (5:02:29 PM): like, from 20 feet away I could smell him
DjKidquick (5:02:35 PM): I almost gagged
DjKidquick (5:02:53 PM): Then he walked past me and I almost passed out

 

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