The Internet is Creepy, Vol I

So, would it be "creepy" if a 37 year-old "man" started a website that was counting down the days, hours, and minutes left until Emma Watson (the actress that potrays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films) becomes "legally bangable?" Fuck yeah it would! But could it happen? Fuck yeah it could! Click on the picture of the (one would assume) chronically masturbating gent to check out his "countdown website."




A few things to keep in mind:

• One - Emma Watson is 14.



• Two - Some people are pretty creepy.



• Three - I'm pretty sure this is a hoax, but if you "pretend" it's "not," then it's "pretty creepy."



• Four - I "enjoy" the "ambiguity" of a quoted "word."



• Five - Lemurs.