dankpelt said what

Reading this means you're at least smart enough to go down to Kentucky, show them fire, and be their god.

6.24.2004

The Science of Animals Getting Their Freak On

So there was this zebra, right? Ah, fuck it... it's not that good of a story. Heres the deal:

ZEBRA



PLUS

miniature DONKEY



(minus creepy old lady)

EQUALS...

ZONKEY


What will those crazy-animal-sex-maker-happeners think of next?

6 Comments:

  • At 12:12 AM, Blogger lefty said…

    how can this have zero posts? the fucker has stripes on his legs!

     
  • At 11:28 PM, Blogger CopperTopp said…

    I had stripes on my back once, I layed down on some old ladies sun chair in Florida, and got her damn lotion on my back and leggs. Long story short, beach + Sun + old lady Lotion = me with stripes all over my back and leggs for about 2 weeks. Not cool, not cool 1 little bit.

     
  • At 2:13 PM, Blogger lefty said…

    can i call you zonkey from now on?

     
  • At 7:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    what the fuck are leggs? ooooh... now i get it... you're a "Sheer Energy" guy for sure.

     
  • At 5:37 PM, Blogger CopperTopp said…

    Yes, yes I am. I like the contro top ones, they make me feel sexy.

     
  • At 11:29 PM, Blogger The Man said…

    They make me feel, well, ME.

     

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