dankpelt said what

Reading this means you're at least smart enough to go down to Kentucky, show them fire, and be their god.


Caption Contest, November Edition

From the realm of "quick and dirty is fun, and you know I'll gladly take my time with you later," comes this post.

Make a caption for this photo, by way of using the "Comments" link at the bottom there. (Yes, you do have to create a Blogger username and password. No, this won't help you attract members of the sex that happens to appeal to you. Don't sell your personality short!) The results will be reviewed by our panel of experts, and the winner will receive a fabulous prize, which most likely won't be a rad Twigs of Steel t-shirt. Sorry, twig-arms. Without further rambling, the photo in question:

***Degree of difficulty***
Nothing about the wang.

May the best captioner win!


  • At 11:03 PM, Blogger Penn said…

    I don't have a caption, but I do have a picture of Dick Cheney's actual dick. Go here:


  • At 2:16 AM, Blogger dank said…

    Disturbing. On so many levels. Good plug for your site, though! It seems very, ah, Dick-Cheney-penis-intensive. Congrats!

  • At 9:51 PM, Blogger The Rivet said…

    Damn, no wang captions.


    Dick Cheney responds to Tom Daschle's comments on the latest election by saying "Sorry Tom, this time we won by this much...so there".

  • At 9:00 PM, Blogger Micaiah said…

    Cheney is seen here showing exactly how much he cares for the plebeians.... err second class... err the American citzens. The photo not shown here is VP Cheney showing how much he likes the money he gets back from Halliburton, its reminiscent of many "it was this big" fishing stories.


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