dankpelt said what

Reading this means you're at least smart enough to go down to Kentucky, show them fire, and be their god.

2.23.2005

Happy Belated Northern Hemisphere Hoodie Hoo Day -OR- Why Do I Always Have Two Damned Titles Lately?


eiboh9 (9:17:34 AM): Did you get that story I sent you??
eiboh9 (9:17:36 AM): About the severed penis?
DankPelt (9:17:42 AM): ...


Triple Entendre

Yikes. What a line of conversation to be having at 9:17am. Truth be told, I did get the article, and loved it. Well, as much as you can love a news report about a guy getting his cock sliced off and flushed down a toilet. With today apparently being Spay Day USA, the subject matter seems somewhat topical and relevant, with the minor difference being we're talking about the wang and not (I'm so tempted to say "the Chung" here, but realize it makes no sense) the ovaries. Close enough. View the article HERE, and ask yourself this: what are the chances for a guy whose severed penis has been retrieved from sewage and later reattached... to get a blowjob without paying? I'm willing to guess it's gonna be a cardboard box fitted with a warmed-up slab of raw liver for this guy for a while. I don't know what that means. If there's one thing I do know, it's that letting your girlfriend/wife/boss' daughter tie you up for some sexin' after a big argument is a shitty idea. Here's a small excerpt of the article for those of you that have already started to leave the computer to investigate that shiny thing you can see across the room:

BAD IDEA JEANS:

The events unfolded about midnight on Saturday, after
the pair had been arguing over an impending breakup
, an Anchorage Police Department statement said. At some point, the two decided to have sex and the man agreed to let the woman tie his arms to a windowsill.

Now, a couple other random links that tickled my fancy in some way this week:

Someone has a lot of time on their hands!

Yeah, that's Florida for you.

Cyclops: not just for mythology anymore.

Spay Day USA was yesterday.

3 Comments:

  • At 3:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    do you think his first spew will look like chocolate frosting?

     
  • At 3:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    do you think his first spew will look like chocolate frosting?

     
  • At 7:30 PM, Blogger dank said…

    Two questions shall get two answers:

    Anonymous #1: No.

    Anonymous #2: Yes. (Duh!)

     

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