dankpelt said what

Reading this means you're at least smart enough to go down to Kentucky, show them fire, and be their god.

3.07.2005

Precursor To The Soft-Shoe, Vol. II -OR- Booing Another Guy In The Putt




Demonstrating what can be done with a ferret and a tube of ChapStickĀ®


In a very blah mood tonight, the author has wisely decided to postpone the act of posting anything with any meaningful content, and will instead throw some (more) fluff content at you. He does assure you, however, that he does have a couple of things on the burner. As a show of good faith, he has provided us with some rudimentary proof that he is rewriting dialogue for one (or more?) of the shittiest newspaper comic strips ever; hopefully to some degree of comedic effect. As always, comments appreciated.





Lastly, let's not fool ourselves about this one:


Demonstrating what can be done with a pair of scissors and a tube of ChapStickĀ®


The photographer knew what the fuck he was doing when he took this picture from this particular angle. And the author salutes him. He also salutes Phil Mickelson for having the foresight to gently clasp his genitals and really sell this shot.

Proving once again that talking about yourself in the third person ain't just for douchebags at the bar anymore...

-Dank

11 Comments:

  • At 12:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I like your use of 'the author' vs. 'I'.

     
  • At 6:13 PM, Blogger Sicily Jones said…

    those rats should not be eating chapsticks.

     
  • At 9:58 AM, Blogger lefty said…

    mine eat chapstick too

     
  • At 12:05 PM, Blogger I cAn rEaD said…

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  • At 12:31 AM, Blogger Mona said…

    I was kind wondering what you were doing searching for pics of orgasmic golfers...

     
  • At 10:27 AM, Blogger lefty said…

    This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

     
  • At 11:28 AM, Blogger I cAn rEaD said…

    Where are you?

     
  • At 4:24 PM, Anonymous muncee said…

    are you ever going up update this? now that you are not at the CORE, i have no real entertainment. can you get on this?!? i also agree with sicily jones...those weird animals should not eat chapstick! at least its burts bee and all natural...but still! not that i sample them myself, but i like strawberry best!

     
  • At 10:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I keep waiting for a post...

    where is it??!

    -Emily

     
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